just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
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Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
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She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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