Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
Randomize
