I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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