his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
He asked when the last time I had sex was. I had to look at the clock and respond "12 hours ago"
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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