its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
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I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
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I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
Randomize