there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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