You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
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I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
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This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
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