we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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