I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
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