Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
there was a sad and surprising lack of "did strippers and blow" in that sentence
He just asked for the blowjob I promised him 3 years ago that he'd get the next time Michigan beat Ohio State. Goddamnit.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
There's so many drinking games in the Olympics.
you missed out this chick was licking her paddle
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