white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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