belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
Dude my date hates me, Im on a rooftop full of Turkish people, and Ricky Martin is blasting on the radio. I was wrong earlier when I said I have my shit together
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
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