Dude, I just rear-ended a cab
Are you drunk?
A little...yes
Run!
Terrible brother advice.
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I am spending my child support on dildos
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
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after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
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I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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