He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
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I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
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You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
You did what with his pubic hair?
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