Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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