epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
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You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
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Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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