Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
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Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
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did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
I feel like I spent all day wearing underpants made entirely of poison ivy and sandpaper
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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