i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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