I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
She swung at the pinata with crutches
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
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