I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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