they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
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Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
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How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
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