margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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