it hurts more in the daytime
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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