Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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