I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
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Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
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Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
Gay?
German.
Pity.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
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