I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
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If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
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In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
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