Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
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