Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
i have a $600 bill for my ER visit in which they did nothing but suggest to me that i am an alcoholic.
You've picked up chicks by quoting metal bands
When they're drunk they believe it's Shakespeare...enjoy the simple things
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he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
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Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
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