What a fucking waste of an outfit
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
This time tomorrow I will be drunk and in a voodoo shop
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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