the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
i need some magic done to my vagina
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
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