can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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