white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
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You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
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