Kiss
Puke
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
Well that's the first time I've woken up with wet jorts
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
Randomize
