Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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