I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
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He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
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I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
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