it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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