I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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