Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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