this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
