You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
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Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
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So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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