I just followed up on a noise complaint...only to find 2 girls in bikinis covered in jello with beer cans everywhere. I couldn't bring myself to bust that party.
I want to be a cop.
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
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I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
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If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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