so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
I won't apologize to a one balled man
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
My gut is currently telling me that Jesus did not intend for us to eat shrimp pad thai on Easter
Is this a considering it or regretting it text?
I just shit out what feels like an entire shrimp with claws and all. You tell me.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
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