I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
Randomize
