It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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