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you're like a bully in the Christmas story

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

He's a collector of sorts

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Any cool stuff?

(832): View more from Houston, Texas

You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk

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(860): View more from Connecticut

Just scheduled a cocaine deal around my drug counsler appointment. Why yes, thank you, I do enjoy the irony that is my life.

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(318): View more from Louisiana

You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude

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(646): View more from New York

According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.

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(301): View more from Maryland

Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.

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(843): View more from South Carolina

Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness

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(231): View more from Michigan

I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.

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(859): View more from Kentucky

I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana

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