if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
please come you make the beer taste better
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
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So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
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I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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