Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
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We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
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can't believe I traded a good night's sleep and a midterm for your blurry tits
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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