Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
Im sleeping in your bed. Sorry for the sand and the noise and the loud people. Im starving
Your blankets are not drunk friendly
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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