he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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