I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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