i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
My hair reeks of homosexuality.
she looked like the before picture.
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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