i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
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