my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
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a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
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My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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