i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
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we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
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The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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