Where did you get a picture of my penis
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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