We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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