So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
how was last night?
i woke up with my hand stuck in a jam jar with my keys in the bottom and a dog licking peanut butter off my boobs. you tell me.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
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