everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
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Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
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She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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