You work out of a Hotel?
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
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I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
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I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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