And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
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last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
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I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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