You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
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I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
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She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
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