soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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